Cancel poker night with the boys if you have it planned for the 14th. Unless you want your girl giving you the royal flush, you need to focus. Guys, you may have already noticed (or you may very well be completely oblivious) but Valentine’s Day is one of those days, like birthdays, when women can be hypersensitive. There’s something about days charged with a lot of romantic pressure that can sometimes crack a relationship. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve seen couples fighting on vacation. It can sometimes lead to breakups or at least turbulence and Valentine’s Day brings the same kind of danger. You have to tread lightly in order to keep everything copasetic. But that’s what I’m here for. If you follow this surefire guide, I guarantee you that not only will your relationship survive the love holiday, your brownie point count will go up, way up!

Sure, a lovey dovey card doesn’t do anything for your macho factor, but let me ask you this... how do you want this evening to end?

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